// MR#4712 .. ACCESS SYSTEM LOG //
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LOGFILE 2346.10.31-001 ..
** SYSTEM FAILURE NOTICE **
> Emergency Lockdown Procedures initiated throughout Mining Station Malmo. Environmental Integrity Systems breached in sectors 119 and 7-G. Unknown organic forms detected throughout. System purge initiated; Station Crew considered expendable.
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This is the final report of Mining Station Malmo. We’re sending in a team to investigate, and if necessary, contain whatever caused the station to go into lockdown.
Mission is scheduled to launch on November 1 at 20:00. Active personnel should consider the environment hostile and come properly equipped. Gear suited to an extraplanetary mining base is encouraged, but any costume will allow access.
Rations and refreshments will be provided by Command, but individuals are welcome and encouraged to bring any additional libations that will help them to better survive this mission. Individuals are welcome to bring reinforcements, but be sure to clear all unlisted personnel with Command prior to arrival.
We don’t know what to expect down there. Intel suggests //CORRUPT DATA// so be sure to c̵̨̢̬̫͙͓̲̝͉̯̝͎͙̩͇̰̼͔͚͇͘o̡̮̝͖̰̯͖̜̜͖͚͇͈ͅḿ̵̡̧̲͎̲͚̖̗̟̘̟̞̀ę͕̭̳̱̰̥̫̫͔̞̭͈̩̞̬̖̙̀ ̴̯̠̰̫̝͎̳̱̙̘͔̮̙͕̫̱͘̕p͏͖̥͔͇̮͓̘̬̼̩̜̪̘̙r̸̴̷̤͎̩͇͝é҉҉̷̡̘͍͙͚͉̰̼̘p̵̧̛̲̱͔͇̱̫̘̬͇̗̪͈̪͠à̸̦̰̣̖̼̼̘̗̼̯̻͖̪͍̮͖̳͟͠͞ͅͅr̶̢͘͟҉͕̬̬̫̖̙e̪̫̼͈̹̹̩̠̭͜͝ͅd̷͔̦̲̯̀ ̷̜̣̰͇͈̲̳̬͇̲̦̭̮̪̻͍͉͉H́͠҉̦̪͓͙͕͈̼͟E͘҉͓̭̣͚͔̖̝̼̬̘̺͔̱͇͚͔̞Ļ҉̧̰͇͎͈͇̬̻̜̤͎͔̤̱̼͍͓͜ͅͅP͚̗̝͕̣̞̬̦̞̺͙̤̻͖̖̭̲̀ͅ ̴͍̜̝̹̬͇̻̭̱̬̟̦̲͍͖̪̥̀͘͠ͅM̠̼̬̥̝̟͎͙̠̪̝͞͠E̸̲̳̣̻̦̝͈̝̙̪͠͝ ̶̣̬͓̮͖͖̼͎̠͔̦̼͓̕͟͡
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