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orbsteeb:

corporeality is a scam. text “GET ME OUTTA THIS THING” to 1-800-SHITBODY and “find the new you” as

  • spectral radience (orb only) on amateur romanian ghosthunter’s camcorder footage
  • repeating fragment of text (specify, keep it PG please) on eerie green computer display in abandoned russian nuclear silo
  • otherworldly energy blast from hero’s eyes, hands
  • just a normal, casual ghost. jeans, graphic tshirt. take it easy. 
  • screaming skull launched from villain’s screaming skull launcher (the launcher is screaming too)
  • crystals
  • an itching, jagged memory, buried too deep to be parsed consciously, bedeviling exlover unto death (specify which) 
ironcladfolly

// MR#4712 .. ACCESS SYSTEM LOG //
> begin.trans ..
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LOGFILE 2346.10.31-001 ..
** SYSTEM FAILURE NOTICE **
> Emergency Lockdown Procedures initiated throughout Mining Station Malmo. Environmental Integrity Systems breached in sectors 119 and 7-G. Unknown organic forms detected throughout. System purge initiated; Station Crew considered expendable.
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> end.trans ..

This is the final report of Mining Station Malmo. We’re sending in a team to investigate, and if necessary, contain whatever caused the station to go into lockdown.

Mission is scheduled to launch on November 1 at 20:00. Active personnel should consider the environment hostile and come properly equipped. Gear suited to an extraplanetary mining base is encouraged, but any costume will allow access.

Rations and refreshments will be provided by Command, but individuals are welcome and encouraged to bring any additional libations that will help them to better survive this mission. Individuals are welcome to bring reinforcements, but be sure to clear all unlisted personnel with Command prior to arrival.

We don’t know what to expect down there. Intel suggests //CORRUPT DATA// so be sure to c̵̨̢̬̫͙͓̲̝͉̯̝͎͙̩͇̰̼͔͚͇͘o̡̮̝͖̰̯͖̜̜͖͚͇͈ͅḿ̵̡̧̲͎̲͚̖̗̟̘̟̞̀ę͕̭̳̱̰̥̫̫͔̞̭͈̩̞̬̖̙̀ ̴̯̠̰̫̝͎̳̱̙̘͔̮̙͕̫̱͘̕p͏͖̥͔͇̮͓̘̬̼̩̜̪̘̙r̸̴̷̤͎̩͇͝é҉҉̷̡̘͍͙͚͉̰̼̘p̵̧̛̲̱͔͇̱̫̘̬͇̗̪͈̪͠à̸̦̰̣̖̼̼̘̗̼̯̻͖̪͍̮͖̳͟͠͞ͅͅr̶̢͘͟҉͕̬̬̫̖̙e̪̫̼͈̹̹̩̠̭͜͝ͅd̷͔̦̲̯̀ ̷̜̣̰͇͈̲̳̬͇̲̦̭̮̪̻͍͉͉H́͠҉̦̪͓͙͕͈̼͟E͘҉͓̭̣͚͔̖̝̼̬̘̺͔̱͇͚͔̞Ļ҉̧̰͇͎͈͇̬̻̜̤͎͔̤̱̼͍͓͜ͅͅP͚̗̝͕̣̞̬̦̞̺͙̤̻͖̖̭̲̀ͅ ̴͍̜̝̹̬͇̻̭̱̬̟̦̲͍͖̪̥̀͘͠ͅM̠̼̬̥̝̟͎͙̠̪̝͞͠E̸̲̳̣̻̦̝͈̝̙̪͠͝ ̶̣̬͓̮͖͖̼͎̠͔̦̼͓̕͟͡

What? Don’t your Halloween theme parties have back-stories? (via ironcladfolly)
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class-snuggle:

averyterrible:

policeeternity:

jakegyllenhaalelujah:

awashinreverb:

buzzfeed you! black emperor

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ohnoproblems
kateceratops:

People are giving Wilson money to thank him for killing an unarmed black teenager. Please report this to GoFundMe, as it violates their Terms of Service and they get 5% of the tens of thousands of dollars being donated. Click to report.
This is my message, in case you want to copy and paste:
Your Terms of Service prohibit “items that promote… hate, racial intolerance, or the financial exploitation of a crime.” Take a look at the comments that come with the donations on this page and tell me that doesn’t violate your terms. “Support Officer Wilson” is a thin veil for people rewarding Wilson for killing a black kid.

kateceratops:

People are giving Wilson money to thank him for killing an unarmed black teenager. Please report this to GoFundMe, as it violates their Terms of Service and they get 5% of the tens of thousands of dollars being donated. Click to report.

This is my message, in case you want to copy and paste:

Your Terms of Service prohibit “items that promote… hate, racial intolerance, or the financial exploitation of a crime.” Take a look at the comments that come with the donations on this page and tell me that doesn’t violate your terms. “Support Officer Wilson” is a thin veil for people rewarding Wilson for killing a black kid.