February 2010
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January 2010
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bookish →
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Things that need to be invented. Now.
inothernews:
Time machine.
“Unsend” email function that’s more practical (and functional) than what’s in Microsoft Outlook.
Auto-destruct sequence, ten-minute silent countdown.
Enable.
there’s a story here
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hit the shuffle button, name the 10 artists that...
thejourneyofjenn:
Michael Jackson
Explosions in the Sky
Fast Ball
Gorillaz
The Pack
Ima Robot
Emancipator
Chairlift
Katatonia
Rega
magic
Morphine
Tom Waits
Basement Jaxx
KMFDM
Nirvana
Sonic Youth
Company Flow
Bright Eyes
Flogging Molly
We Were Promised Jetpacks
if you want a representative sample of what i actually listen to, hit up my last.fm
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Women, the best freaking firewall in the world →
pianississimo: franklieu:
One human cell contains 75MB genetic information.
One sperm contains a half of that; that is 37.5MB.
One ml of semen contains 100 million sperms.
In average, ejaculation lasts for 5 sec and contains 2.25 ml semen.
This means that the throughput of a man’s member is equal to (37.5MB x 100,000,000 x 2.25)/5 = 1 687 500 000 000 000 byte/second = 1,6875 Тerabyte/sec
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parents →
need to be “loving, committed, stable”
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fakes →
and are they somehow less valuable for being misrepresented?
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enthusiasm
rinich:
I would also like to make a note that a lot of what people see as ego and narcissism in me is simply unbridled, immature enthusiasm. I have a lot of it, for everything, and I get caught up in it so much that it sometimes seems like I spend all day full of myself. I assure you that’s not the case.
When I was younger and in a daycare with a Nintendo 64, I would love the days all the other...
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"can you put a price on your dreams?"
The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus is grandiose from the very title down to the last frame of the closing credits. Everything about this film is crashingly showy. On strictly visual terms, director Terry Gilliam has created a spectacular display with this film. The same cannot always be said of the plot, which is always going somewhere, but where is an open question. It is a strange, ramshackle...
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I want everything we do to be beautiful. I don’t give a damn whether the client...
– Saul Bass (via marco via brocatus via slantback)
amen
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'Oral sex' definition prompts dictionary ban in US... →
chrisfraser:
Right now, I’ve got a bruised fist. Because when I read this, I punched the wall:
Dictionaries have been removed from classrooms in southern California schools after a parent complained about a child reading the definition for “oral sex”.
Yeah. Seriously. That’s the first line. What the fuck?
I want to track that parent down, tie them to a chair, lock them in a room and spend a...
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Anonymous asked: Hypothetically, the earth is going to be destroyed somehow. Where would you go? Why? Use quotes from the textbook.
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Just great
rheise:
Between Lance and Mike, I think it’s safe to assume that the Secret World Government (shhhhhhhh) is soon going to swarm Tumblr and all of our fun will be ruined.
Thanks a lot, guys. Post some photos of Mole Men, why don’t you?
shit shit shit shit
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I like the scientific spirit—the holding off, the being sure but not too sure,...
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—Walt Whitman (via mnemonia via tragos via mkarmstr via earlyfrost)
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existential culinaria →
it doesn’t taste good, but who cares?
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canned:
rideadove:
some music for a loud sunday afternoon.
crunchy like drywall screws.
this starts with a song by a band called “gay witch abortion”
i automatically have to love it
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Anonymous asked: How many pairs of shoes do you own? How many pairs of argyle socks do you own?
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prostitution of a sort →
unf unf
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If you really want to hurt your parents and you don’t have nerve enough to be...
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— Kurt Vonnegut (via pianississimo via tobia via earlyfrost)
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It is cheaper to buy a judge than to hire a lawyer.
– Corruption in Afghanistan: It’s Even Worse Than You Think | Mother Jones (via jeeves)
democracy
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Get a passport. Use it as often as possible. Read. Books, that is. Ones without...
– (via whatifacarcomes)
sound advice
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