Born Under Punches

sjaejones:

zombiepeas:

fireladybitch:

waterbendingharuka:

stopjumpinginshadycars:

Feminist Bolin / Perfect Man Bolin [x]

I guess I am the best man.

haha yeah well you’re better then most men it seems.

((BOLIN FTW))

Bolin be my boifran.

ALL THE AWARDS TO BOLIN.

I would marry him.

feeling this meme

(via onmostsurfaces)

05/4/12

vondell-swain:

imattemptinghealthy:

Just to verify - this commercial is NOT real. It’s sad but sometimes on Tumblr I feel I need to clarify that.

perfect

04/12/12

Platform 2012

Some say that privatization in this province has gone too far, well, we at the Rhinoceros Party of Alberta say that it hasn’t gone too far enough! Look at how successful it has been with privatized power generation! We will privatize everything, from the sidewalks and roads to your children’s education. We will also privatize your children. Even the legislature, long a potent symbol of government, will be privatized and covered with ads.

01/10/12

lesparapluiesrouges:

YES.

this may be the most perfect thing ever made by human hands

12/27/11

10/28/11

whereisthepcp:

sevenpoints:

YOU OTHER READERS CAN’T DENY
WHEN A BOOK WALKS IN WITH A GOOD PLOT BASE
AND A BIG SPINE IN YOUR FACE YOU GET SPRUNG
WANNA PULL OUT YOUR PENS
‘CAUSE YOU NOTICED THAT BOOK WAS DENSE
READING, HALF-RIMS I’M WEARING
I’M HOOKED AND I AIN’T CARING
OH BABY I WANT AN E-READER
AND A MEANINGFUL METER
MY TEACHERS TRIED TO TRAIN ME
THAT BOOK YOU GOT MAKES ME SO BRAINY

i can’t

important, valuable cultural experience

(via whataboutmonday)

09/21/11

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—Idea: Artisan Slurpees. Cereal milk. Sriracha melon. Dogfish Head 90 Minute IPA.

Adam Riff

08/4/11

(click through for an explanation)

07/5/11

glossylalia:

quitelikely:

I love this shirt.

Not tricks, illusions.

(via)

Crying myself to sleep behind this post.

fuckkkkk

06/21/11

MATH JOKES

the joke is that this is horrifying and will drive you insane

06/5/11

Interview with Daniel Handler (aka Lemony Snicket)

Interviewer: If you had a book club, what would it be reading?
Daniel Handler: I’ve been trying to start a “Dive Bar Proust Club,” in which we would meet each month in a different dive bar and discuss Proust. The responses “Do we have to meet in dive bars?” or “Do we have to read Proust?” are automatic disqualifications from membership.
Interviewer: What tips or advice do you have for writers still looking to be discovered?
Daniel Handler: Steal paper from work.

05/27/11

doworkdesign:

by Brian W. Jones

please take note

05/12/11

Born Under Punches

Interview with Daniel Handler (aka Lemony Snicket)

I'm a tumblr.

My name is Dan. I live in Edmonton. Sometimes I take pictures. Sometimes I draw things. I like cars and photography and science. You can talk to me on Twitter or ask me a question.

My god, what have I done?

Born Under Punches

Interview with Daniel Handler (aka Lemony Snicket)

I'm a tumblr. My name is Dan. I live in Edmonton. Sometimes I take pictures. Sometimes I draw things. I like cars and photography and science. You can talk to me on Twitter or ask me a question.

My god, what have I done?

I'm a tumblr.

My name is Dan. I live in Edmonton. Sometimes I take pictures. Sometimes I draw things. I like cars and photography and science. You can talk to me on Twitter or ask me a question.